"I am applying from Singapore [GMT +8], and I apologise for not being able to meet the deadline as I had jungle combat training in Brunei and my military flight home was delayed. All the supporting documentation has been sent, and I apologise for any inconvenience caused."The scary thing is that I think he is telling the truth!
I'm looking forward to all sorts of harebrained stories tonight, fact or fiction, but I wanted to remind everyone that the deadline is November 1, not October 31! So, tonight is when I should be receiving all those fun emails.
Here's a sample of some of the emails I received last year.
